Get comfortable.

so what the hell is with this? I dunno what it is other than a funny lil hood ornament. you got some ideas?

Here at Brick Warehouse we have an OVERSTOCK OVERSTOCK OVERSTOCK of bricks!

We have Bricks LITERALLY pouring out the front door! We're BURSTING at the seams with bricks! COME ON DOWN!!!!

Remember, things could always be worse. (That said, things are pretty damn good right now.)

I could be straddled with some fucking kid. and that could be his teddy bear. and i would have to explain to him that for the first three weeks he was alive i would have jumped down and gotten that bear even if it meant i would most cerainly die if i tried, but now, a few years in? I just plain dont care that much. that new car smell is gone and I dont know if its coming back. i mean I'm looking forward to seeing him grow up, but i really miss the love and joy that comes from me and mamma only giving a shit about me and mamma. you've dilluted our love......... aw shut up already I'll buy another one.


fuck.

tony bones makes it sexy AND dignified

we've got a lot of hope. But we've been had high hopes before. (Disaster Strikes!)

wakey wakey, eggs and bakey. wanna see a trick?

Ta-Fucking-DA. you photo-happy bastards.

try driving while looking through that winsheild. I wasnt going to get three blocks.

my windows

so this is the old bastard that was living in my car. (which i was going to blow up in lieu of getting a job. its a long story, that ends with this homeless bastard living in the hollowed remains of a half decent, fully exciting idea.)

wave good-bye you bastard your house used to be my fucking car.

Shazam.

Well, orders are orders.

(hey, why dont you fill out that shirt a lil harder sammy? Go ahead and test "the look, the feel of cotton" to the ends of the Christ's Kingdom.)

Designer blankets are just too nice to leave at home. Hell, with blankets this nice you should bring your entire home out with you, stuffed into a backpack. Also, be prepared to feverishly spit at strangers who may try to steal your fashionable new blanket until you have time to reveal your "home made knife" or "sharp rock" that you may have fashioned into a weapon. Now dont complain, this is the life you lead when you bring excess into your day to day, instead of wrapping yourself with pink insulation material made mostly out of fiberglass and asbestos.

(with no one the wiser Jay very deftly, very quietly, flipped his cell phone to vibrate.)