I CAN GET KICKED OUT OF THE NEXT DEMO PARTY AFTER 2 MINUTES LIKE USUAL, BECAUSE THATS ALL THE TIME I'M GONNA NEED.

HAHAHAHAHA

THIS HAMMER IS AS LONG AS MY FOREARM. LANDLORDS, START CALLING THE COPS NOW, OR YOU'RE GONNA BE WAYYYYYYYYYY TOO LATE.

HHAHAAHAHAAHA

THAT FUCKING KEG SOUNDED LIKE GOD SMACKED HIS HARD-ON INTO THE LIBERTY BELL

Oh and by the way The Beez?
FUCKING OUT HIS MIND.
AND A STAND UP MOTHERFUCKER UNTIL THE FUCKING EARTH EXPLODES.



BEEZ W/KEG + ONCOMING SUBWAY TRAIN= KAfuckingBLAMMO!!!

HOLY SHIT. FULL SPEED TRAIN MEETS KEG. NEVER HEARD ANYTHING EVEN CLOSE.

JUST AFTER LECTURING ME TO KEEP MY SHIT TOGETHER
"LISTEN MAN, i JUST GOT OUT OF JAIL, THAT SHIT WASN'T FUN. OH HEY, LOOK THE TRAIN'S HERE. LET ME SEE THE KEG?"

KERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAANG!!!!!!!!!!!!


you're gonna be the guy who babysits my kids when I'm sleeping off a three day drunk.

Another fucking SLAM DUNK