On the day that sly drops dead from an aneurism, this is the picture that is going up on the website. I shouldnt wait for terrible things to happen, I just have to show it now, that way I dont feel like I'm greedily waiting for tragedy. but he DOES own my buddy's building. and the way he talks IS hysterical.

I defy you to show me something more adorable, i just defy you. send your thing to my email, thisissocial@yahoo.com .............................. i mean i accept that there are things that are more adorable. like if i got a ring tailed lemur pregnant and it didnt come out all deformo, it came out like a little mon chi-chi that spoke perfect english with a prim and proper londoner affectation and had a monacle. and although it's a boy mon chi chi it wears a spring dress on saturdays. jesus that was all crazy talk. but the lemur baby would be pretty cute. come on, a ring taled lemur that had orange hair? its cute. spring dress and a monacle? a little walnut headed monkey with a tiny mohawk? wow.

this guy is the nicest guy in the room, but fucking god he scares the shit out of me. he is like 17 different nightmares all wrapped into one really friendly guy with a kind of arty rob zombie (circa 1987) feel.

My Zebra Bicycle. good jesus i love it. who the fuck is gonna steal this thing? tis the season for new cycling. Also, Deer Deer, congrats on your newly aquired bike. I hope our boy gets a new one soon.

And now to explain the last posting.

So, that wasnt about the black guy being homeless.

It's about the certain level of "phoning it in" that this hobo is obviously doing. Be Proud, my man. You are a young black man with unlimited potential. Take your head out of the chest part of your hoodie, stand up straight, look people in the eye with confidence, and say in a clear strong voice "I need a dollar, right now!.... I said motherfucking NOW!"

If you treat yourself with dignity and respect, others will do the same.


God Bless you sir and best of luck.

you need more black leaders and role models (picture number 5 of 17,000)

you need more black leaders and role models (picture number 4 of 17,000)

you need more black leaders and role models (picture number 3 of 17,000)

my car has urban camo. thank you alphabet city, thank you for this gift to my ride. Driving my car now has such sick street cred, its insane.

I've decided not to stop doing this website.

this thing, although easily thrown to the side, is going to have to keep going. I reset the date on the future posting, which to be honest was the main thing keeping my lazy ass... um titularly appropriate. (that word works here, look it up.) Every time i looked at the site, it was a feeling of "well how can I top this? time travel? thats just genius." well I got over that writers block, and decided to rededicate myself to the site, hitting this motherfucker with both barrels, and getting nearly excited in the process.

this bastard site is going to keep running at full speed until it becomes even remotely tiresome, and then i will once again fall into a springtime coma. this will last until i am reminded by our homeless community of batshit psychopaths that "complete insanity found in a grown man, a photo essay make."

I can always keep putting pictures of a homeless man peeing wildly into a windy day online, and it only takes a few seconds.

and my god, motherfucker, does that shit ever make me laugh.