you lazy stinking fisherman. I envy the everloving shit out of your worthless life and the fact that you think the internet actually might help you get some fucking dinner. you foulmouth'd bastard.

tom wolfe

he let me hold his whole gear kit. what a nice old junkie jazz man

After he showed me the hand signal I said "Fine. I know you want me to dare you.... so I dare you." and you know what? he could. he could fit his whole hand up that girls ass. and she DID buy him a drink afterwords. sometimes you just need that dare. (I now would like to explain fully that this picture is taken out of context, Q is actually "Air-guitaring" at the terrible rock music that polluted a fun party we went to. he is happily married and pretty much just danced with me all night. he freaked daryl a bit.)

this kid is the most prompt drug delivery boy in manhattan. 15 dollars for a bag of heroin and its at my door in ten minutes. ( I secretly think he lives next door and just rides his bike up and down the street. then rings my buzzer with my sweet sweet heroin.)

Mr. Sloth from the Goonies had a little brother.

I dont know what it is, but when a man of charm and sophistication has an opinion, I like to hear him out.

Click to read.

nice sign. (not you, kid. look to your right.)

I know, and its one of the only things that makes me think about moving. (jesus fuck, a whole parade of people screaming about how great they are and not one of them having a clear nasal passage. it sounded like an old jerky boys routine times ten thousand.)

Jew Parade. "We have endorsements! Surprised? Rent cars from us, perhaps? We speak like Yoda with a whole lot more shrugging, maybe?"

"So look, I know that you jews have to warm up somewhere for your little parade but you think its the best spot to really get amped up under a giant still from Riefenstahl's "Olympia" being co-opted by Ambercrombie?"

the fact that his hat matches his shirt makes me think he might know what he's talking about. or that this man owns one hat and one shirt fucking period. the fact that his only outfit matches is a happy accident.

adorable. she's got the holy spirit in her.

bam

"Hey, thanks for putting that picture of me up one your stupid blog. Oh wait, you NEVER put up pictures of me on that stupid thing!" (you and everyone else totally doest give a shit about this picture, but I like it.)

you look magnificent good sir

Fuck you, you'll just spend it on oil, or those transformer energy cubes, you damn junkie.

*Megaphone crackle* "See here, how they torture the fo-lei-gon with this "tied by rope comfortably to reclining chair" technique. This oppression must end NOW!"

yeah I'm tired of you being here too. I didnt care about your persecution when I didnt know who or what you were and I dont care now.