this is my favorite picture of callie. she might not like it. but I fucking LOVE it. Its totally of the "you like seafood?" "SEE? FOOD!" she is like 8 fucking years old in this pic. priceless.

count the freckles on these two. I mean come on.

look at this scrappy little bastard. he has popeye arms and the physique of a kitten. Most adorable son of a bitch I know. I would roomate with the son of a bitch in a second. we would both wind up with tuberculosis sure, sure. but my the times we would have. we could keep pretending that it was the 1920's and we had cartoon Nazi's to look forward to killing.

I've been offered the oportunity to keep working for another month and I told the Giant Lamprey to choke to death in hell on the offer.

June is fucking MINE. you hear me you rotten stinking old lamprey woman? You stop eating my fucking life.



Summer vacation, like it was when I was 15. little to no ability to go anywhere but over to a friends house to be so drunk I cant stand up.

thank you summer. thank you.


(everything was less dramatic than stated.)