If Christ is worth a shit, he'll deliver.

pray for whiskey. or a second third and fourth keg.

still fantastic to watch. 600 times and i still love seeing it.

shocking levels of talent

soooo... some silly ass bumblebee rock happened last week. he gave out balloons and screamed "Pop em! It's crazy! Go Crazy!" and someone had just been the nicest motherfucker in the room and handed me a joint... i did some kind of ridiculous keg stand earlier... so when i got a balloon handed to me, I grabbed a cigarette from the lovely and forgiving Supa (whom I was spouting some of the most idiotic racist shit to... sorry i was a little lit up and although i meant the things I said, i didnt have my shit together enough to explain anything past my topic sentence. oops.) and walked into the lil performance area, held the balloon against his face and popped it with the cigg. i had no idea what i was doing, but it made me laugh pretty hard. soooo thats that.

Pirate Booty

(yes thats right. I'm a genius.)

Tonybones damn well makes good on his threat to entertain.

"My baby is a Spaceman, he needs 500cc's of gravity stat!" or "My Gynietown looks like a horshoe, its great!"

bloodied

lil baby yid.

Its a Fucking

Not Just Crazy, Really Fucking Crazy

this damn jew was so fucking dusted or "with Jesus" that she could barely form a sentence

Motherfuck they throw the best damn idea oriented parties. fucking blows my mind.

we all hit the wall.

polka dotted paintball by numbers

(Cleeeeek for deeetail.)

pop pa-pop popopopopop pop

our man Jeff.

having a fine time with his gigantic paintball gun bucket booth.

sexy paintballer

just wow. thats all ive got. to coordiante the pants, the chair, the cup, the book, everything a different shade of neon. just fantastic. nah fuck this, guy was nice enough, i dont need to be a prick and talk shit about him. (and he asked about the site and totally called my shit out and i told him where he could find it. if he wasnt a nice guy we could talk here but forget it. good guy.)

welcome to New Wimp City. Billy D. Williams, pictured, has aparently been calling the entire city a bitch for about 6 months now, without someone stepping up to shut his mouth. I'd stop him myself, but firstly, I dont think i could stop him with anything short of a strong hand gun and as a quick second what the hell do i care what some hobo calls the city? as long as I know that the police are watching him waiting for an excuse to beat him into good old fashioned coma, i feel just fine. call it god damned Hymie-town for all I care. Jew York could use a good calling out. hey, alright.

my father, proud inventor of the V-neck T-shirt.