I'm positive I'm giving free advertising to a damn thief. Support your local Strong Armed/ Lock Picked Recycling.

I defy you to come up with a pun that doesnt come of fucking retarded sounding. I DEFY YOU.
deal with it, the medium is dead.

(so, this is pretty much just in case the damn Sucka is still bikeless.)

An immediate rebuttle to my comment on the humor value of "The Pun" i.e.- "you arrogant prick: your blanket statments make you seem the fool."

Some quick and pre-dated (strickly for aesthetic value) puns that I wrote that make me laugh.

Also, they also all make for fine shops in the mall of my mind. ( God, yeah fine ok, there is a mall in my mind. It's the run down one in the black part of town, with the arcade that is next door to the video shop that has a full porn section.)


well away we go:


Unicornicopia: your local supplier of unicorns and unicorn related paraphenelia

Unicornicopacobana: your local supplier of unicorns and bossa-nova music and accessories

"Get Thee to a Bunnery!" - a baked good store.

The Saints Preserve Us Jam Factory - a jam factory, with stain glass windows.



so thats what I've got. this list is going to grow, I'm sure.

oh yeah, here is is ladies and gents, the high water mark. its all down hill from here.

my promise to the three of you that read this, things will get worse from here on in.