check the leather bag.

oh..... man..... wow. this guy is just loving nerdy drug addict life. I cant even pretend that i would do anything better if I was a wheelchair jockey. If i didnt have legs. I would just get a huge bag of weed, get super blunted, totally give up on ever getting laid again and wear shits that say things like "What me, walk?" and "I bet I can jump father than you, if by "jump farther" you mean masturbate feverishly into my roomates T-shirts out of spite because every year he needs to buy new sneakers."

my father, the little league baseball coach I always needed.

look at how massive this guy's cock must be. click to see in detail how big his package is compared to his legs. oh wait thats a massive goiter. ewwwwwww.

(insert lame joke about Mr. T's bitch ass nephew here.)

this guy has the same haircut as most penthouse pets. except that he's a nerd loser, not some rubber whore with a landing strip above her 'gyna.

why hello there, I'm your neighbor/friends dad/co-worker. you've never really talked to me before because i'm kind of quiet, but i have HUGE balls dripping with Pre-Cum. just wanted to let you know. ---------------------------------------------- part 1 of 3

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the sum of all parts (Click For MAXIMUM EFFECT)

hey thanks for still sticking around, jesus. oh wait, you're chilling in heaven. fuck man, you totally bailed and left your stinking genius fanatics here waiting for you to come on back. fucking take your trash with you when you leave, what were you raised in a fucking barn? huh jesus? oh wait...... thats right. hey sorry.