american slacker (circa 1993) (time travel. yeah i guess its pretty cool, whatever.)

I saw a sign from above, and I think it was for the pederast sitting next to me.

So, is it just me or is the little cherub with orange hair on the bottom right throwing out some lazy sex eyes? (click for a bigger pic) (maybe she has a lazy eye and I'm reading into it.) it caught me off guard, made me feel dirty so I figured I'd share it. She may just be tired, but its coming off kinda slutty.

Political genius.

America, we screw you best.

(Sadly without any kind of size reference you have to take my word for the fact that this thing was the size of my arm. crazy right? right... you're not impressed.
well then take my word for this... this thing was the size of a car, that is, a car shaped slightly like a GIANT corkscrew. yeah, that was the word to take. it was crazy big.)

Brooklyn Underground FIlm Festival / Terribly sorry about that Pearl Harbor thing, I took a personal day

well hello,

Ive abandoned my post for what seems like weeks but was just a few days. and it seems like this is regarded in the bloggo community as a betrayal of sorts. I guess if i am not reliable on a day to day basis they might take pearl harbor again, (give it a shot supertoytokyo , article 9 has been lax for a decade or so, show us what you workin with) and besides whatever the level of bitter sarcsm that could be typed here, I'll just say my apologies, Ive never been good at keeping appointments, and I show up late to "open" bars (gift from god) if that could begin to explain how far it goes.

I have new things to show you, and starting soon, a section based on an individual who boggles the mind. he is just too fucking amazing. his name is Raj, and he's the guy who used to show you his penis in 3rd grade to freak you out, and then in fourth grade he started showing you his asshole. then in fifth grade he showed you what he could do with both. Ive only known him for a few years, we had to catch up fast. i have pics of most of it.

that was an aside, the title of this post is important, the fucking BUFF is on starting wednesday. go to the website. you can read through the program which I wrote a third of, and stand behind firmly. My pen name is Roscoe Zipco, initials RZ. sometimes i go by Ed Zipco and if i want to be adorable i go by the initials EZ.

I'll see you good bastards at the damnable Buff parties. its going to be a fine drunk for all of us.