My Favorite Picture. Ever. In My Whole Fucking Life.

safe cracking

Free Crazy Test.

the test involved us going behind a dumpster and the guy with the hat giving me 60 dollars to beat off in front of him. then when i was done he said i was going to hell for making a buisness of my body. i asked if I could buy my way back in for 60 dollars. we shook our digusting sloppy hands and it was agreed. it was a deal at twice the price.

king of something terrible. let me promise that.

my sammy dressing up in her halloween costume. the costumes title? how the emperor of Japan dresses on casual friday. Japanese fashion is bizarre.

mike force. missed even though he is a pigfucker. a sacred pig aparently.

I heard pigeons also like watermelon - random guy who stood and watched while I took 600 pictures of something pretty boring. no fuck boring, its cannibalism. which is always fantastic.

zoolander is finally relevant