An old picture I took in Thailand (put up mainly to ease some tension.)

Roscoe the Gremlin Dick

Jesus Fuck. this is the mascot of the site now.

The joy this damn little gremlin cocked thing gives me is outstanding.
Thank you Goya, you are a fucking prince.

he has lightning quick hands, fists of fury, one might say.

the artist goya has done mankind the service of making stick figures sexy again.
Not since I made and sold flip books of stick figures ass fucking like beasts of burden to children have I witnessed the subtle angular beauty of the stick figures.

Its fucking hot shit. This shit demands to be animated.

This man made about 200 people just about quit their jobs and jump into boxcars with a single hour's worth of film. It was fantastic. The film was so fucking good.

Little Red Sweater smashes the shit out of the state, like every fucking day.

Now Fear This:

I miss brent dearly, he is a massively terrifying sum-ma-bitch, and I love the shit out of him. (the man has put my life in more mortal danger than anyone I have ever known in my near quarter of a century of breathing. He is a explosion magnet, God love him.)

finally a local store where I can buy predator weapons

Good Fuck, It Could Always Be Worse

whenever you start to feel like life is hard, just imagine how much effort it took these guys to look this fucking scary. that middle guy spit at me after the picture was taken and it hit a street rat, the rat immediately rolled over with spastic gastrointestinal herpes and exploded. It was Fucking Phenomenal.

Hey check it out, the depressing ghost of christmas "yet to come". The man actually caries that neon sign around with him to push the point even further. lucky guy.