michelle lane is pretty damn popular aparently. (I wish i knew a michelle to burn with this picture but nope.) (unless im forgetting one and if so thats twice as rude i guess.)

I would kill for an empty lot with some abandoned cars in it, you lucky fucking goddamned rattlesnake.

I LOVE it when cabs eat shit. FUCK CABBIES.

sammy and maker's mark - makes for a fine evenin'. she packed a usually shitty bar to the brim with about 45 of your closest friends and then threw her own CMJ party. guh-damn, way to make that shit happen sammy. (also thank you for making tubin happen. that shit was fun.)

she heard her name and went batshit. it was a fine addition to the song.

this boy can god damned sing, thats for damned sure.

hey, you speak sign language?

this man is a GOD damned TALENT, even with the Irish handcuffs. no, excuse me, especially with the Irish handcuffs.