smile more, i defy you. Matt, Kim, if you guys have a better time i swear to fuck, your heads would blow up.

Things

could always

be

worse

(insert cocaine joke here.)

look, if you didnt think neckface was a genius before, just shut the fuck up and pretend you did.

The kid can go ahead and get my wife pregnant any time he likes. We will raise his lil neckface progeny like our own, and on the day when he becomes a man (the ripe old age of 10), set him loose to hunt and kill his father. and when neckface kills and eats the son he made with my wife, we will celebrate the occassion by getting right back to work on making another one. (we, of course, being neckface and my wife making tender love, and me feverishly masterbating with shame tears in the corner. biting at the air.)

(i dont know if that biting at the air thing makes much sense, but i kept visualizing it and i think its just a crazy thing to see done.)

Ladies and Gents, I have a heart of fucking gold for cropping this picture.

and it is, it is very subtle.

my oh my, a pizza pie, i got roggut in my fuckin eye.

jesus. his faith is wandering, his eye is wandering..... his faith aparently wanders... he is a card carrying jew, a full blown catholic and a member of the jodie foster "murder for sex" cult. (best of luck you lil' assassin you. she hasnt been interested in our danglies as of yet, i dont know why some fat italian is going to be the one who she cracks for. but you keep slinging that deformed sausage her way and keep them oily fingers crossed.)