WHY HELLO. I HAVE A NEW CAMERA. NOW WHEN YOU CLICK THE PICS THEY LOOK 100 TIMES BETTER. GIVE IT A SHOT. OR ARE YOU AFRAID? HUH?

WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE AFRAID OF?

OHHHH RIGHT, I FORGOT TO PUT THAT PIC OF PORCHOP'S OPEN ASSHOLE SPITTING OUT A SHIT.

I'LL FIX THAT TOMORROW.

VELCOME TO BIKE KILL! VE OFFA JOO BLOOD! DEATH! AND VOMIPISSHIT COVERED MATTRESSES!

angry blood covered deer.
(but damn, look at them horns. they look amazing.)

non specific destination kissin.

DRUNKENLY DEFEND BROOKLYN

RICH GIRLS CARRY THOSE RAT SIZED DOGS EVERYWHERE THEY GO. OH YEAH? FUCK THAT. THIS IS BROOKLYN. WE ACTUALLY WEAR BLACK KIDS. THATS THE NEW JAM.

THE NEW IPOD BACKPACKS STORE 9 GIGS OF BLOOD.

And they cuss as much as the guys who wear them.

SADLY, THE NEW IPOD BACKPACKS ALSO STORE 40 GIGS OF URINE. AND THEY SCARE KINDA EASY.

HELLO. MY NAME IS RAY.

NOT A COP. GOT SOME BAD INFO. APARENTLY HE'S RAD. OOPS.

THE ONLY WAY TO TRAVEL.

FUCKING HEROES, THE LOT OF THEM.

(CLICK on the pic to see it bigger for full effect.)

much like a tandem babe ruth, Tony points out a target...

the WHITE MEDIA is terrified of Porkchop.

but he is a fucking CHAMPION. And he should be treated as such. you watch politely as he shits on the ground in front of you.

Then you DAMN WELL say thank you.

And the sharpshooter hits a fucking homerun.

SPEAK UP! YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL SINGING VOICE.
but your breath stinks a little bit.

CHEATING LEAP FROG

YOU BASTARDS MADE MY FUCKING HALLOWEEN. YOU DID EVERYTHING SHORT OF BLOWING THAT CAR STRAIGHT TO FUCKING HELL. I FELT LIKE I WAS HOME IN FLORIDA.

WITH NOTHING SHORT OF GENIUS, THE GOOD FOLKS AT BIKE KILL GAVE US THE GREATEST PRESENT OF ALL.

A CAR TO DESTROY WITH LITTLE MORE THAN OUR BARE HANDS.

THEN THEY DID CRAZY BIKE JUMPS.

THEN THEY FLIPPED IT THE FUCK OVER LIKE WE WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF A RIOT.

THANK YOU BIKE KILL.

I CAUGHT A FISH THIIIIIIS BIG.

CAN YOU DIG IT!???

HOLY SHIT, YOU BE THE FUCK AFRAID.

THIS COULD HAVE TURNED INTO A FUCKING BLOODBATH.

(if they werent highly educated, complete and total gentlemen.)

(I want to buy them all calvary swords.)