I wanted to call and hear about those six star signs, and I guess ONLY those six, but maybe I would have to be some kind of mind reader to get the number right. ("ahhh no, no Mr. Zipco, it is fate, always fate. Just dial 718 and let fate guide your hand....")

I am above the law, because your ass is under my knife. (suck on it, bitch.)

Holy shit. This guy is NEVER getting a ticket. This is the best fucking plate I've ever seen.

Happy April Fools, Gypsy Cab!

I've been collecting tickets all day and I left them all on this cars winshield. This guy is going to have a fucking heart attack when he comes back from the deli. (But I should have left them on the car above. his fucking head would have exploded.)

Bring It Hindi

I had a discussion earlier today, which I didnt really want to have, but I saw a genius talking to a friend of mine and although the friend has deadly horns, I wanted to step in and say a word or two on their behalf.

I think its all said and done with, but if not....

this is the place the meeting of the minds will commence, if at all.

And Go!