Sorry about the Irish engagement ring I left you for the road trip.

 


Awww your face healed up just fine, handsome. 

THE MAN OF THE GOD-DAMNED HOUR.

 


Mr. Royale

Singing like the devil possessed a preacher and was giving him a moment to scream with love for sin. 

Charlie Manson and Crozier

 
 

THIS MOTHERFUCKER KNOWS HOW TO SING

 
 

This Mother Fucker can also sing.

 
 

God Damn, That was a hell of a night.

 
 

 
 

I made out on that comfy chair once.

 


Goodbye Luna Lounge, you were one of my favorite homes for racist comedy. 

Future Bootlickers UNITE!

 


I dont care what kind of life enrichening brotherhood they promised you, this comes off queer.

sorry boys, but wrapping your father's silk tie around your head until you cant see and then gently touching your roomates shoulder makes you gay.
THATS RIGHT, A SINGLE ACT CAN AND WILL ACTUALLY TURN YOU GAY.
EVEN SAYING THE WORD GAY WILL TURN YOU GAY.

so be on the lookout you weird frat bastards. because if your bunkleader or whatever the oldest sodomite in your little club calls himself, calls you guys faggots, he's the one who is going to ACCIDENTALLY make you beat him off on movie night.

heyyyyy enjoy buisiness school. 

and "Just Like That" we all remember our fallen heroes.

 
 

I am having a another god damn 9-11 party next year. I dont care if you all boycott it again, I'm getting hammered and watching chuck norris movies where he kills everyone that doesnt look like they came from the midwest.