TAKEN TWO DAYS AGO. THANKS FOR THE FUCKING FLOOD WEATHER, GOD. IF OUR DRAINS DIDNT WORK VERY VERY WELL WE WOULD BE GUMBO ALREADY LIKE THE SOUTHERNERS.

WELCOME TO MIAMI

Welcome to Scummy Miami! (these flopping bags of plastic were the norm. Old men, who have long forgotten what wonderful soft breasts feel like, Rejoice!)

Look! a Junkie Whore!

(that felt pretty good. its a little harsh, but she wore that shirt in front of a bunch of kids and when a mother scolded her she pulled out one of her breasts and pointed it threateningly at her son screaming "I'll cut ya man!" So, I mean, she isnt exactly Mother Teresa.)

(still harsh? oh you just go to hell.)

"Who's Dusted? Me? Nah, son nah. Yous', Yous' be the the one who dusted." (i joked around and told him he looked dusted, not realizing that... yes, yes he very much was dusted. oops.)

I love fire, so very very fucking much.

the culmination of two weeks worth of work. I BROKE MY MOTHERFUCKING ASS FOR THIS.

"Thats right! When I said I would BLOW THIS FUCKING BUILDING UP FOR THE SAKE OF IRONY, I MEANT IT!"

(click to enlarge and read the lil sign on the wall)

god, I LOVE demolition.

"sir, you have destroyed the restroom."

door to the squalor

swanky

aftermath

aftermath

aftermath

fucking weird french bastards blew up the beach last weekend

(you can see backpack bomb just standing there to the right.)

you can see the guy beneath the fire circle as it started to rise 100 feet in the air. thats some idea of how big it was.

they had about a fucking hour of fireballs. man pyro guys have the fucking LIFE.

the front of this dope torch wings thing the french guys made

the side

the back

that floating circle of fire death was about a hundred feet in the air. fucking dope. (winged dude beneath.)

there is a guy in the middle of all that.

this was a backpack bomb. (they mock our terror alerts.)

these maniacs broke a ton of laws and blew the fucking hell out of the beach. they made it look like mars.

The French, besides being run of the mill deviants, also happen to love blowing shit up.