Dear Ben Stiller - a letter to an Uncle Tom.

Ben,

I hope the checks are clearing fast enough.

all the best, you penny pinching, socially awkward, amos and andy.

keep shrugging, buddy.

Well happy damn birthday to me.

Yep, its the big 18.

its been a long eighteen years but its finally here. I can legally drink in canada.

thank you Jesus for allowing me to hit this milestone.

I can't wait to vote in our perfect system of government, or perhaps be drafted in some kind of altruistic war, to go and be a hero in a foreign land like in the movies.


oh, the movies. gotta love them moving pictures.

24 with a bullet.