I'm back! and i have pictures of sweet american shitfuckhell that i brought with me. holy fuck! i'm never leaving again.

"hey there, you forget about me? itsa mine diner and I own it. hey come back any time. i'll show you my bathing suit area. eh? ehhhhh? respect our fallen hero, the twin tower."

THE LAST ONE FOR THE EVENING (its late.) holy shit i have soooooo many fucking more. i took 1446 pictures total over the weekend.

for GUESS THE FUCK WHO

for my Sammy (i read all about your toast situation.)

for ME. (wheelchair zombie and girlfriend.)

For Toddles. (dont even START missing america. miss NYC all you like but dont you for one fucking second say america.)

for Toddles (with the nickname you need the double D, sorry tod.)

real quick in this photo you can see a light saber and a guy who is so fat he needs a wheelchair to get around. hey guess what, you just experienced my entire fucking weekend.

or people that like the idea of having a future, but hey roll those dice you fat sexy idiot. you always hold hands with your brother?

mario bros just came off as confused every time i saw them. which was nine times. they may have been huffing gas. they do that. italians i mean. not the mario bros in particular.

wolverine LOVES the misfits

adorable. just adorable. and the only age appropriate to have been at this shame-fest.

"wow ghostbusters, thats really cool. hey which one of you is going to go home and have sex with with the cute lil girl ghostbuster with the short shorts? no no, dont bother answering i already know the answer.... its NONE OF YOU, isnt it? hahahahaha no no, kids i'm just kidding its just important that you are having fun..... what do you mean you are 35? oh fuck this I'm kicking the shit out of all four of you. GET JOBS. YOU ARE HUMILIATING YOUR PARENTS.

so this guy (who looks so much like the pedophile in "happiness" i want to just curb him for good luck.) was angrily staring at anything that looked like it might satisfy his fuck hunger for little girls. he scared the shit out of every nerd withing 15 feet.

hard at work at working on his hard on

riiiiight, this is that white race everybody is so proud of. sure man yeah, keep that bloodline pure, looks like its been going great so far. find another gigantic white lummox to fuck full of hemmoroid faced babies. best of luck!

when this guy shot me his "knowing" stare i just started to panic and shouted "What!?! What am I supposed to know? What, are you going to fuck all three of these girls without a condom or something? oh..... you are. well good. sounds good..... jesus you scared the hell out of me man. nah its no big deal..... oh yeah sure, high five.

i dont know what happened to make women just throw caution to the wind and write "tits" on their tits, but i guess that how you rope literate men into thinking about your massive cans like the rest of us knuckle draggers. so..... bravo ladies, you've beaten us again.

i showed this to a friend of mine (who was me) and he (I) said "not me buddy, i'm not wishing for shit. things seem just fine from here."