Hey Cap'n, your new crew is cupcake soft.

There.
I said it. You're their new little dress up doll and its got to stop.

pull your dignity from between your legs and start wagging it threateningly at women again. Good christ, you're a man.

There's a difference between not giving a shit about what they're talking about, shrugging and saying

"Hey man, she scratches where I itch. She scratches DAMN well. AND she doesnt mind that afterwords, she itches too."

thats all well and good. letting them put their fucking aunt Sadie's earings on you is a different matter. find your sack and stop this horseshit.

Love,
Zip.

PROOF

(ya poof)

c'mon, who doesnt.

we're all lucky i dont know photoshop. well brad is a little luckier than most.

pretty lil raptor

the guy is fucking thrilled.

In my heart, this is Tom's mom.

No suprise that

immediately after they cancel one of the smartest shows on television, one of our best and brightest finds work at american apparel.

Listen sometimes its all about the health benefits.


My guess?

He makes Manager inside of a month.

or

he ends up banging some girl in whatever kind of storage room they have and is fired within the first 2 days.

either way... my heart = proud.

Proud.