I HAVE A MOTHERFUCKING JOB AND ITS A BITCH TO POST PICS WITH A VERY PRETTY BUT IDIOTIC MAC LAPTOP. MY ROYALE WITH CHEESE IS WORTHLESS. SO......
IT'S STORY TIME AGAIN!
THE LAST TIME I DID THIS I ALMOST LOST MY GIRLFRIEND... AWW FUCK IT. I'M GONNA ROCK THE VERY HAPPY BOAT AND STUPIDLY DEFY CHRIST WITH STORYTIME UNTIL DISASTER STRIKES AGAIN.
SO... WHAT KIND OF STORY WOULD YOU LIKE TODAY?
(sorry, no prostitute stories. that road is fucking CLOSED.)
I HAVE THE FOLLOWING FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT TODAY...
1. A MURDER THAT I WAS INVOLVED IN. (jesus i'm really letting the monkeys loose with that one. you know what? just forget this option.)
2. THE GUN THAT WAS PUT IN MY FACE IN BROOKLYN THAT WAS COMPLETELY MY FAULT. (thanks drugs, you make my mistakes seem almost effortless.)
3. MY BUDDY JIM, THE 52 YEAR OLD DRUG ADDICT/TATTO ARTIST WHO BOUGHT 90% OF THE PILLS I SOLD THE SUMMER OF MY 16TH YEAR ON EARTH. WHO ALSO TAUGHT ME THE FINE ART OF CLUMSILY BREAKING INTO CARS AND FENCING CAR AUDIO EQUIPMENT. (there is more to the story but not much more. this might not be the longest story.)
4. BRENT GRAB BAG. (the guy is just great. he put my life in danger more than anyone else I've ever met and taught me what the word loyalty meant.) (that is when he didnt try to get high with/bang the shit out of my long term girlfriend when I was 15. I forget nothing you monster. but i still love you, we were kids and you've made it up to me more times than i can remember.)
5. YOU PICK A TOPIC, TELL A LITTLE STORY YOU HAVE ABOUT SAID TOPIC AND I'LL SEE IF I CAN BEAT IT. (its a challenge. step on up)
(as soon as i get three votes, i start writing.)
THE LAST TIME I DID THIS I ALMOST LOST MY GIRLFRIEND... AWW FUCK IT. I'M GONNA ROCK THE VERY HAPPY BOAT AND STUPIDLY DEFY CHRIST WITH STORYTIME UNTIL DISASTER STRIKES AGAIN.
SO... WHAT KIND OF STORY WOULD YOU LIKE TODAY?
(sorry, no prostitute stories. that road is fucking CLOSED.)
I HAVE THE FOLLOWING FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT TODAY...
1. A MURDER THAT I WAS INVOLVED IN. (jesus i'm really letting the monkeys loose with that one. you know what? just forget this option.)
2. THE GUN THAT WAS PUT IN MY FACE IN BROOKLYN THAT WAS COMPLETELY MY FAULT. (thanks drugs, you make my mistakes seem almost effortless.)
3. MY BUDDY JIM, THE 52 YEAR OLD DRUG ADDICT/TATTO ARTIST WHO BOUGHT 90% OF THE PILLS I SOLD THE SUMMER OF MY 16TH YEAR ON EARTH. WHO ALSO TAUGHT ME THE FINE ART OF CLUMSILY BREAKING INTO CARS AND FENCING CAR AUDIO EQUIPMENT. (there is more to the story but not much more. this might not be the longest story.)
4. BRENT GRAB BAG. (the guy is just great. he put my life in danger more than anyone else I've ever met and taught me what the word loyalty meant.) (that is when he didnt try to get high with/bang the shit out of my long term girlfriend when I was 15. I forget nothing you monster. but i still love you, we were kids and you've made it up to me more times than i can remember.)
5. YOU PICK A TOPIC, TELL A LITTLE STORY YOU HAVE ABOUT SAID TOPIC AND I'LL SEE IF I CAN BEAT IT. (its a challenge. step on up)
(as soon as i get three votes, i start writing.)
posted by zipco at 9/26/2005 11:27:00 AM
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