Happy Holidays Africa. It's AIDS day.

Hey, thanks Africa.

Thanks for scaring my dick into Nihilism.
(oh yes, my dick has long been a nihilist, "The Big Lebowski" and Flea taught me what my options where and while I leaned towards "Fatalism" my unit follwed suit with the boys with the ferret.)

Its been like that ever since you guys sent the "jungle terror" over seas, stormed our beaches with the plauge and made all the methadone heads a new brand of skinny. In highschool i was dating a lot of their daughters so with it thrown in my face as a strong likelyhood, i had to get hip to the seasons "new black" with the quickness. I lost my blinders, saw evil in their jaundiced eyes, and FREAKED the fuuuck OUT thinking that immediately after finding a reason to grow old, i found out that throwing my back out from sex might kill me. Cut to five minutes later when i was ready to go for another round and I immediately stopped caring whatsoever about the whole thing.

cut to now and not much has changed. still luckily dodging the death draft and If i get anything more serious than a hangnail I'll just put a gun in my mouth and pull the restart trigger.

Well....
All the best. Oh and Africa? Keep dispatching your own people skyward at fucking MACH.

Yours in Christ,

-Zipco