7/26/05

Hello Again!



it was saturday. it was amazing. it killed for fucking 9 hours straight.

my fucking christ. JAPANTHER. the band your favorite band's favorite band is just god damned terrified of.

they kill

japanther. mother fuck. they kill. everytime.

please dont make him get up.

read below.

Holy Shit, YOU IDIOT. Didnt you see who got hired to run security? WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING? ITS BLACK LABEL, YOU'RE GOING TO MISS YOUR TEETH.


The Hells Angels (pictured) straight evicted this motherfucker from the Japanther show, then chain whipped him to death in the street. (Drink one down for Altamont!)


(this, of course, is a fabrication. The BLBC is filled with some of the most brilliant and well reasoned bastards i ever have had the glory to witness in action. Sure sure, they chainwhipped that guy till some of his brain leaked out his eye socket.... but the whole time, Doyle (man mountain, avid reader, pro-bono veteranarian.... the list goes on.) was mentioning that it goes against his "live and let die" policy to directly "kill" a man. To wit, he then threw him into the compactor end of a dump truck and said, "That man was killed by the waste management industry and the kind of danger thats found around a good diesel engine anywhere." Then he laughed the kind of laugh that scares wild boar and bears at a hundred yards.)





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