this new fashion of wearing cut up jeans as a belt with purse pockets is just fucking retarded. There. Nothing funny about this one, i just hate this fucking trend and i hope it dies soon in the gay community so it doesnt spread again like super aids to the heterosexual community. yeah that "giving a shit about the way we look" fad that hit a few years ago. fuck that noise.

also, fuck the gutter punk "i shower as often as my girlfriend bleeds" response that geniuses rebelled against it with. now you just smell like the subway system in spanish harlem. deoderant isnt for fags and it doesnt kill the earth any more than your cellphone you smash the system through text-messaging does.

heyyyyyy sorry, i lost my shit for a second. ive just been seeing too many fashion idiots around and too many dudes smell like a used, open ass pretty much everywhere in new york. you idiots were raised better than this. shower the fuck up and wear jeans like the rest of us.

yeah somebody better get the fuck out.... oh wait. oh shit. i just got it. ummmm im not going anywhere near this one. this is the kind of shit that people dont think is funny. they also, instead of thinking its funny, think its a fine enough excuse to beat the ever living shit out of me.


sooooooo fuck that.

new post is as follows:

check out some half assed "erase the hate" out in the LIC.

look at this undeniable southern charm, jesus they slight the entire rest of the continental united states in a single blow, then say thank you like they just shared their feelings on the political climate. "i dont much care for it, thank you."

everybody is growing up.

could you imagine how annoying it would get having to wrap your hair around your throat every time you wanted to take a shit? this guy has the ass version of that old physical gag of a guy getting his tie caught in the paper shredder.

Necking

Necking.

so necking is playing again today. you missed it already i bet. you fool. they were fantastic last weekend.

some of you may be thinking "that iron cage seem really painful and un-needed for such a little harmless dog" and you would be right i imagine. but if the owner wants to have a madmax dog, he has every right to dress his dog up in painful madmax gear. all "lil scraps" here can do is try to bolt under a UPS truck wheel when the owner isnt looking and end it all.


such is the sad poetry of a mongrel slave's day to day life. "dream of freedom, lil scraps, and beg the good lord for death. he will answer."

yeah thats what i look for in advertising right now, a hand written note on the bottom that comes right out and says "just drink it, you little bitch."

sorry about it. im fucking lazy.

our cool ass lifestyles will never get tired. or sad. NEVER. fuck forty years from now.