Hey Cap'n, your new crew is cupcake soft.

There.
I said it. You're their new little dress up doll and its got to stop.

pull your dignity from between your legs and start wagging it threateningly at women again. Good christ, you're a man.

There's a difference between not giving a shit about what they're talking about, shrugging and saying

"Hey man, she scratches where I itch. She scratches DAMN well. AND she doesnt mind that afterwords, she itches too."

thats all well and good. letting them put their fucking aunt Sadie's earings on you is a different matter. find your sack and stop this horseshit.

Love,
Zip.