Future Bootlickers UNITE!

 


I dont care what kind of life enrichening brotherhood they promised you, this comes off queer.

sorry boys, but wrapping your father's silk tie around your head until you cant see and then gently touching your roomates shoulder makes you gay.
THATS RIGHT, A SINGLE ACT CAN AND WILL ACTUALLY TURN YOU GAY.
EVEN SAYING THE WORD GAY WILL TURN YOU GAY.

so be on the lookout you weird frat bastards. because if your bunkleader or whatever the oldest sodomite in your little club calls himself, calls you guys faggots, he's the one who is going to ACCIDENTALLY make you beat him off on movie night.

heyyyyy enjoy buisiness school.