7/25/05


look, if you didnt think neckface was a genius before, just shut the fuck up and pretend you did.

The kid can go ahead and get my wife pregnant any time he likes. We will raise his lil neckface progeny like our own, and on the day when he becomes a man (the ripe old age of 10), set him loose to hunt and kill his father. and when neckface kills and eats the son he made with my wife, we will celebrate the occassion by getting right back to work on making another one. (we, of course, being neckface and my wife making tender love, and me feverishly masterbating with shame tears in the corner. biting at the air.)

(i dont know if that biting at the air thing makes much sense, but i kept visualizing it and i think its just a crazy thing to see done.)

2 Comments:

Blogger Sucka Pants said...

too bad creeper was droppin' that tag/phrase before. but you know. . . art borrows, kids steal, it's all about who gets a bodyguard first.

7/26/2005 12:12:00 PM  
Blogger Antlers said...

everyone's such a damn weirdo.

7/26/2005 01:13:00 PM  

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