I've been offered the oportunity to keep working for another month and I told the Giant Lamprey to choke to death in hell on the offer.

June is fucking MINE. you hear me you rotten stinking old lamprey woman? You stop eating my fucking life.



Summer vacation, like it was when I was 15. little to no ability to go anywhere but over to a friends house to be so drunk I cant stand up.

thank you summer. thank you.


(everything was less dramatic than stated.)