Political genius.

America, we screw you best.

(Sadly without any kind of size reference you have to take my word for the fact that this thing was the size of my arm. crazy right? right... you're not impressed.
well then take my word for this... this thing was the size of a car, that is, a car shaped slightly like a GIANT corkscrew. yeah, that was the word to take. it was crazy big.)