5/20/05

To the people that visit this damned site.

I have a stupid program that tells me that over ten people look at this garbage a day. well over ten. I mean, not good and well over, but enough.

people need to start opening their fucking mouths and making some kind of dialogue.

its fun.

fucking do it.

If its a little too much pressure, and you don’t want people to know you can read and write, I understand. I'm not looking for 10 or 11 anonymous’s typing "hey it isn’t terrible." or "Hey it IS terrible. You were right, genius."

I want the people who read this shit to have a face. a constantly morphing transgender transracial face, like that Michael Jackson video that was supposed to make us all united in our commonality, but really just made me uncomfortable with Asian people in general for a few weeks. They kept flipping between some Asian guy with long hair and some Asian girl with long hair and I kept thinking... that chick and her sister are pretty. I was 12 or some shit. I know now that there was stubble involved, and maybe the guy was Italian, but I would have fucked everyone of whatever age sex and race in that video, I was a maniac for sex, I was going insane. but at the time, I felt betrayed by people with ponytails and Asians in general. It was traumatic.

I've digressed.

Send me an email. Send me some word you exist. I'll write you some back that says "I am not some weird computer program with all settings firmly set at "jerk".

That’s the charge for reading. I want to hear something back. Just once. From each of you. If you just want to call me racist or a Mick fuck or what, it’s totally cool. I just would very much like to try each of you out as an experiment. If you don’t like what I say back, we never have to talk again. if you do, maybe we will keep talking, eventually have "drunken grunting false after-nuptials" and you can tell me inside of a few days how I've let you down even sooner than you thought possible (because that’s par for the course, Baby. I try really hard, but the fact is, my "trying really hard" looks just like me "drunk talking to other people and trying to get Q to fight someone.") I think this could be a lot of fun. I'm going to do this, and in a week or so, buy a proper website, divert that over here and then do some kind of sticker campaign covering places I like to be with advertisements for me. So if you are anywhere near Daryl's back in a few weeks.... man that shit is going to be covered.

Its going to be fun. My email is available Make it happen.

10 Comments:

Blogger Attica Wolfcastle, Esq. said...

I visit your damned site. Do I count for anything? Is there a survey being taken? Is there going to be an exam after this? Because if there is, I'd like to take the weekend to reacquaint myself with the material. I mean, no pressure. Just let me know.

5/20/2005 10:41:00 AM  
Blogger Antlers said...

you are totally just trying to get email booty calls with italasians. well i'll tell you one thing, italiasians ain't go shit on us chirish. i am damn pleased that i've narrowly avoided your fetishization categories you racist fuck. ha. your shit is so trasparent i could bike right through your jaywalking styles in times of lame zebra.

5/20/2005 12:15:00 PM  
Blogger Antlers said...

zing! (and i meant to write "italasians ain't goT shit on us chirish" you should still consider your ass zinged. zing!)

5/20/2005 12:17:00 PM  
Blogger Antlers said...

you should thank sucka for bein such a sweetie and sending 72 peeps to ya.

5/20/2005 01:33:00 PM  
Blogger zipco said...

didnt know it till ya said it. Thank you sucka.

I appreciate the link. I was happy just to know you were still reading, havent heard from you in a while.

5/20/2005 01:41:00 PM  
Blogger Antlers said...

sucka's a jerk who did a listings recap before me today.

5/20/2005 01:42:00 PM  
Blogger Sucka Pants said...

but the settings ARE firmly set at "jerk".

and that's why we're all here.

5/20/2005 01:49:00 PM  
Blogger zipco said...

dont drag that shit in here. sucka is free to do ass he likes here.

this is the "internet brazil" for old nazis.

5/20/2005 01:49:00 PM  
Blogger Sucka Pants said...

by the way, if you leave up that "mailto" link yer gonna get spammed and good.

5/20/2005 01:52:00 PM  
Blogger Antlers said...

sucka and free ass are like this! (imagine my index and middle finger interwined)

((for those of you faithful 10 readers who may also be ready for a "the state" nerd-out, there was a sketch where this guy said "me and god are like this!" and threw up his middle and forefinger intertwined and it was just SO funny))

5/20/2005 01:56:00 PM  

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