the crabs in Cuba are massive and children train them to juggle adults. Fuck it man, Cuba is just plain weird.
posted by zipco at 5/11/2005 10:37:00 PM
5/11/05
the crabs in Cuba are massive and children train them to juggle adults. Fuck it man, Cuba is just plain weird.
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4 Comments:
Back in Guatamala, shit man, we used to have crabs twice the size of that.
in high school we took a marine zoology trip to maine for school for 3 weeks where we tromped about in the huge tidepools and collected animals to look at under the microscope in buckets. i collected crabs in one bucket and put mollusks and stuff like that in another. when i was gingerly walking my crab bucket back to the microscope area i look in and a larger crab has ripped the head off of a smaller crab and is eating the thing alive. no joke. just eating it. big crabs eat little crabs. it was a teeny bit traumatizing. but in this story lies a deeper challenge. the time has come, zipco and penelope, to run headlong at a mooing cow with your mouths open and just start eating it right there. if it moos or bucks or heabutts ya, just keep eating until you're full! no tools allowed! just chomp chomp. blood blood. yum.
you've been zinged bad honeycakes.
the hell I have.
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