Everything I do is for you, God.

While in Baltimore I took the high road and didnt steal the ashes.
(pictured to the right)

I didnt even mention it was there.
That was me on my best behavior w/ the lonesome doves.

Next time we take the body (the body?) and hold it for ransom.
I'm not even going to pretend I'm going to be able pass it up twice.

High-larious.