"So why did they finally go and kill that fucker Zipco?"

"Ohhhh, he made some joke about lil Joey, who died tragically and whose father igreatlyrespectandwouldlaydownmylifefor, so a bunch of us wops opened his bedroom door one night and caved his head in with a tac hammer."

"Zipco should have fucking watched his mouth, some things arent to be made fun of."

"Not true, luigi. everything has the potential to be made funny, but Zipco is a drunk, and a particularly lazy one at that. also, he fucking runs his mouth. so someone slammed a boxcutter into his ribs while he was laying down asleep on his chest and ripped across his whole back and reached inside and, believe me when i tell you, if i hadnt seen it with my two pizza-pie-eyes i never would have believed it... they ripped his fucking lungs out of his ribcage through his back and left them inflating weakly like little wings on his shoulders until that piece of shit finally got lucky and bled out in the gutter."

"teach that fucker, right mario?"

"One would think so, my little brother, but that fucking shitbomb was laughing all the way to the grave, kept saying the joke over and over. the joke that i of course will never repeat, for that would be unkind to the boy and it would show disrespect to his father, whom igreatlyrespectandwouldlaydownmylifefor"