i can read dog minds!

Mauzer- (to viewer) Hey you! Yeah you! You get the hell off my land!

Phil- Yeah, get um... yeah!

(Mauzer looks over shoulder to phil)

Mauzer- no, phil, you stay back. I've got this! (turns back around) Hey! i said hey, motherfucker!

Phil-Hey! how are you!

Mauzer- (turns back) no phil, angry! stay angry! (faces forward) yeah you, motherfucker!

Phil-Fuck my mother!

Mauzer- (head sinks) lets get you inside ok buddy? there are toys and treats inside. you like treats?

Phil- Treats! (phil bolts inside)

Mauzer- (to viewer) Alright, listen man, im tired. just do me a favor and go fuck yourself, i gotta watch old lightning in there before he burns this place down.

(and....... scene.)