FLORIDA. RIGHT IN YOUR MOTHERFUCKING FACE.

They say "Rollerball is the world's most dangerous game...." Well, whatever the hell Callie is about to do.... that, that is the world's most dangerous game.

(She growled at me one night and I immediately ripped my penis off and threw it down the street, so if she killed me, at least "it" would survive to make babies. It was a split second decision, I'm not entirely proud of it, but it had to be made and I made it. There. Its said. I have no penis, and its because I am scared of girl. you happy?)