We had a long talk suprisingly, about how ironic T-shirts are primarily a caucazoid afliction. To which I finally said "Your ironic T-shirt does look fantastic on you." To which she said "Fool, I DO fuck women, and if your bitch lives in the city, chances are I HAVE fucked her. Find some irony in that." Then she walked away laughing her loud, loud bawdy laugh until she started coughing. She was sassy and terrifying. I mean look at that smile, hide your bitches.