This Title is a Side Note Challenge--------------If you can tell me why Jim Beam is the Number One! choice for drunk drivers you win a ring.

remember that batman movie where everyone that was homeless or poor or a criminal glowed in a blacklight? well mix how fucking stupid that was with how scary truckers who live on Amphetemines, Jim Beam and "Not answering to you, Mr. Johnny-Fucking-Law. I got wheels to roll." are in general and you get this guy.