the next time someone is a fucking idiot to me in some store because they hate their job i'm just going to start accidentally knocking whatever is in reach on the fucking ground while maintaining eye-contact. this guy is dressed like a fucking CARROT and was a perfect gentleman. we talked for a few minutes on the topic of "what it's all about" and the guy just kept smiling. it was endearing. then he jumped in front of a truck and killed himself.