The Queen of Othello.

Cruella DeVille, You look wonderful tonight.

(Its not cool to make fun of those glitter cancer racing stripes on her head. so DONT.)

(Back to Othello. That game gave my uncle a stroke. He marched with doctor king fighting for civil rights. I explained the rules of the game, where whites and blacks constantly are at battle, and half his face just sank limp into his coffee.
I was 7 years old, I lost my cookies right onto the board, I took off running, I thought his whole head was turning into Ronald Reagans neck.)