That bald guy from "The Shield" punched my wife in the face to let me know he was serious about parking tickets.

That fat mick is a hell of an actor.

I believed it the whole time, even afterwords when my wife was there, bleeding on the hood of our car, I never once caught myself thinking "This might not really be happening." I was however screaming "This can't be happening!" but thats disbelief in God almighty, not the commish'.

damn.
that guy is good.