My Dignity Chopshop

WELCOME TO HELL

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EDZIPCO.COM

YEAH THAT'S RIGHT. THE NEW EDZIPCO.COM.

BACK IN BLACK

2007-01-27T17:55:00.000-05:00

so we're back pretty much. there's some shuffling going on as i switch from new blogger to wordpress, so please excuse stuff looking weird. we'll be back and better than ever soon.

2006-11-24T12:52:00.000-05:00

these parties are getting weird for the hell of it.

2006-11-24T12:51:00.000-05:00

peepholes into hell

2006-11-24T12:04:00.000-05:00

my mp3 player died so i talked to these two for entertainment on my walk home.

been busy as a bastard, but seen some good things on the night I allot to the binge.

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One kind of "Action Shot"

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Another kind of "Action Shot"

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For Christ's sake, look at the woman's reaction.

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home at last

Leftovers From the Mountain! And Then Florida, The MIGHTY, Welcomes!

2006-10-15T23:59:00.000-04:00

she welcomes me back into her evil, violent, completely batshit, crazy bussom.

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And She's Down! For Anything! Her Words!

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god love ya, you post-card-pretty son of a bitch.

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good-bye, sweetheart.

Welcome To The Land Of Sun And Gun!

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You Damn Well Know How To Make A Boy Feel Welcome, I'll Give You That.

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Well Thank God For The Little Things, Home Is How I Left It. In The Safe Care Of The Damned.

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Heh, Long Time No See. Same Old, Same Old, huh?

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The Man's a Genius. The Scariest Genius I Know.

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Business is BOOMING!

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And Lastly, A Welcome Home Present From My Cat.

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It's a Celebration, Bitches!

2006-09-11T15:47:00.000-04:00

Listen, a holiday is a holiday is a holiday.

go ahead and get that girl on your arm pregnant, cause we could all die in the morning. might as well make it three of you.

Thats Right, Its a god damn TANK.

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Thanks God.

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Why Hello There. Oh yes, dont worry your pretty face. I'm still in the God-damn mountains. If you get this in time, please SEND STRONG DRUGS.

2006-08-29T21:20:00.000-04:00

Things are good. the work is fast coming. the drugs are good and strong. I will buy ether and an oxygen tank this weekend. I bought a few tazers yesterday and tried them out on some kids in a parking lot. then i paid them to tazer each other while i hid my shameful excitement.

last week i almost died doing something fun and stupid with blood brothers.

I found a place to pop the 'nade.

things are going damn well.

2006-08-29T19:23:00.000-04:00

the land of Demolitian Derby. I'll find you, you bastards.

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a pudgy lil acrobat

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*a lot of bruises on the arms of the young palm reader

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life in the mountains.

2006-08-28T21:57:00.000-04:00

hey there. the mountains have driven me insane. I spent an afternoon tazer-ing kids in a parking lot. tomorrow I go out to buy ether and an oxygen tank. all the best.

And I'm out.

2006-08-03T13:59:00.000-04:00

Here is a carpetbombing of recent pictures and people and things that are going to be in my head while I'm smoking grass and writing a novel a few states away. Fucking heartbreaking. I'll be back, to drink, often, I imagine.

but not often enough.

god love you awful people.

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Weekend Thief. All State Champion.

2006-07-23T21:18:00.000-04:00

The Hairiest Angel on Earth.

2006-07-23T21:16:00.000-04:00

pure genuine love for highkickers.

Time to Focus.

2006-07-15T19:23:00.000-04:00

Vacations over. Three day vactions back to back to back have been the fucking death of me.

2006-07-15T19:19:00.000-04:00

Look at all the wine on that thirsty dogs tongue. I love this dog.

may all your Midnights be Special

2006-07-11T15:25:00.000-04:00

All the same tho', I hope the heat you pack is bigger than a snub nose.

I CAN GET KICKED OUT OF THE NEXT DEMO PARTY AFTER 2 MINUTES LIKE USUAL, BECAUSE THATS ALL THE TIME I'M GONNA NEED.

2006-07-06T19:08:00.000-04:00

HAHAHAHAHA

THIS HAMMER IS AS LONG AS MY FOREARM. LANDLORDS, START CALLING THE COPS NOW, OR YOU'RE GONNA BE WAYYYYYYYYYY TOO LATE.

2006-07-06T19:06:00.000-04:00

HHAHAAHAHAAHA

THAT FUCKING KEG SOUNDED LIKE GOD SMACKED HIS HARD-ON INTO THE LIBERTY BELL

2006-07-06T00:25:00.000-04:00

Oh and by the way The Beez?
FUCKING OUT HIS MIND.
AND A STAND UP MOTHERFUCKER UNTIL THE FUCKING EARTH EXPLODES.

BEEZ W/KEG + ONCOMING SUBWAY TRAIN= KAfuckingBLAMMO!!!

HOLY SHIT. FULL SPEED TRAIN MEETS KEG. NEVER HEARD ANYTHING EVEN CLOSE.

JUST AFTER LECTURING ME TO KEEP MY SHIT TOGETHER
"LISTEN MAN, i JUST GOT OUT OF JAIL, THAT SHIT WASN'T FUN. OH HEY, LOOK THE TRAIN'S HERE. LET ME SEE THE KEG?"

KERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAANG!!!!!!!!!!!!

you're gonna be the guy who babysits my kids when I'm sleeping off a three day drunk.

Another fucking SLAM DUNK

2006-07-06T00:24:00.000-04:00

Damn Proud. You Heard Me.

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There Aint No Denying it.

2006-07-03T13:11:00.000-04:00

The "How?" and "Why?" are long damn gone. All I have left is the "What?"

2006-07-02T16:36:00.000-04:00

And What I do know is Seabreeze's Wife is BAD ASS. Take that shit to your grave.

Joey had a little "Going Away for a Month or Two" Show.

2006-07-02T16:34:00.000-04:00

The Lonesome Doves are gonna be the god damn death of me.

2006-07-02T16:33:00.000-04:00

Sing-a-longs are always fun.

2006-07-02T16:32:00.000-04:00

Hurry The Fuck Up And Walk It Off.

2006-07-02T16:31:00.000-04:00

We have houses to burn down and women to steal.

Another Demolition Party!

2006-06-29T16:31:00.001-04:00

Its like christmas 100 times a year!

done in the first 30 seconds of walking in the house

2006-06-29T16:30:00.000-04:00

Stone Busted. With My Back Against the Wall.

2006-06-29T16:29:00.000-04:00

That little girl wouldnt stop punching me with her little silly fists.

Get the fuck out!

2006-06-29T16:28:00.000-04:00

Oh just fucking call the cops already, we dont give a shit what spock has to say about fucking their apartment apart.

Also, Matt and Kim are still wicked talented.

2006-06-29T15:37:00.000-04:00

like you forgot.

Know Your Rights!

2006-06-26T14:42:00.000-04:00

For instance, you have the right to be awesome at "Simon"

I am fucking exhausted.

2006-06-25T13:12:00.000-04:00

See you in a fucking week.

The boys did damn well last night

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This is about as much as I care about God damn soccer.

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(admittedly, I really like how its a "pride in your tribe" type of competition. It makes me think about how the olympics mattered back right around World War II. Another thing thats pretty fantastic is how everyone in europe just stops working, eating and blinking. The whole continent hangs a "back in an hour" sign on their chest like a sandwich board. thats pretty damn great.)

Its all about dignity.

2006-06-18T15:47:00.000-04:00

nothing quite like being balls out in the summer.

2006-06-15T12:55:00.000-04:00

Like this man's enormous mustache... this will eventually be worth the wait. I promise.

Yo!

2006-06-12T16:24:00.000-04:00

Hey there. been busy. busy drinking. busy writing. busy taking pictures of shit thats all kind of upsetting. been good.

soon enough I'm going to pull my head out of the sand on this site and start the daily deluge.

oh and by the way. fucking HAWKTOWN! is coming!
ITS GOING TO BE FUCKING INSANE!

Mike and I are killing ourselves to get it done.

You're welcome.

2006-06-03T01:56:00.000-04:00

I just noticed this guys chest tattoo. jesus. "Teresa my Love" on his chest and "Maria" on his lip. this guy had it pretty damn good for a hobo who sold me a nickle bag on the beach. pretty damn good.

Hey There! I've been kind of busy, but soon, soon enough anyways, there will be another carpet bombing.

2006-05-23T20:18:00.000-04:00

"Hello?" (echo, echo, echo)

*crickets chirping*

*a wolf cries out in the night...*

*a wolf is heard mauling a mother and her baby carriage, then the sounds of a pack of wolves violently ripping the baby to shreds and biting at each other in the blood orgy that follows.*

"Hmmm. I gues no one's there."

I Have A Cold.

2006-05-08T15:45:00.000-04:00

I am wasting this picture (which i love) just to say i feel like shit.

Hurrah.

Hey Lady, I Feel Like You Look.

2006-05-08T14:52:00.000-04:00

We're both doin great.

I've half blind from the shit I saw this weekend. Really nice people were doing it. It was intense. I'm not posting any of it.

2006-05-07T15:54:00.000-04:00

I am going to take a little vacation from the dark side of things.
I'll be taking it EASY for a few weeks.

The need to see shit I've never seen before got me a little fucked up.
i can just chill on that shit for a while.

Well, now the rest of my thursdays are booked.

2006-05-05T13:22:00.000-04:00

Thanks, Joey.

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